i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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