So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Randomize
