I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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