If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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