Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
someone owes me an orgasm
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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