then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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