Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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