"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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