i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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