yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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