I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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