Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Randomize
