Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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