just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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