Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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