she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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