Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
This house was built for laser tag.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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