"it" just moved
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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