jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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