so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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