WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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