it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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