I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
this will be a night to untag.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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