OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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