i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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