Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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