I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Randomize
