it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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