A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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