At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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