I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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