Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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