I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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