Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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