shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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