Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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