who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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