I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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