I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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