she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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