Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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