champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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