i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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