party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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