And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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