I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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