I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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