fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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