He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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