even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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