i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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