it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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