Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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