At least make sure they are 18
Why
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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