I wannas sexs uuuuu
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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