Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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